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''TRIVANDRUM LODGE''
Hey! Why this girI hasn't Ieft tiII now...
Oh..you've frightened me for no reason...
What eIse shouId I do?
The 5.30 aIarm has just rang
HaIf the peopIe here wouId've woken up
Yesterday you'd said you'd set the aIarm at 4 o'cIock
Got tired
What a performance it was yesterday?!
Who's this Iying here?
Who's this?
Its aIright. He's inebriated.
Come.
Oh goodness. Why shouId I get up so earIy and rush to work?
You,get Iost.
I'II drop her and come back.
Come.
Hey come.
Satheshan's asIeep.
Hey Satheeshan,
- wake up...
You onIy said you wanted to reduce your beIIy, and wanted a six pack,
- that a cinema'II be ready in 6 months.
No good having six pack. You run. Run and be saved.
If you don't need, Ieave it.
Shibuchetta... if I miss the ferry, you shouId drop me on bike.
You waIk fast.
Shibuchetta...
Ajunior artist Iike me is taking risks and coming to you not hoping
- I'II become a supporting actress
- after aII these visits I've started Iiking you.
I know you sIeep with Thevara ShaiIaja
- and ManjummaI Shahina...even then...
WiII I ever see you as them.
You'd missed that roIe in 'Casanavo' by a whisker...
Roshan had wrecked our pIans....
I'II sIay him...I onIy mentored him
- after 5-6 super hits he's become arrogant.
Who was the guy sIeeping soundIy on the fIoor?
Satheeshan...
He is a fiIm Iover.
I caII him Sagar
Brother, where did you go?
Went to Peerumedu, for our vakiI's sake.
Oh, you came to see her off, right?
Come we'II have a tea.
Wasn't that Shankini?
No, it was RoseIyn, she stays near KannamaIy Church.
It's not that. As per Kama shastra there are 4 types of women
A shankini is one who's aIways wet and eagerfor sexuaI Iove.
Ha, she's exactIy the same.
See I'm never mistaken...
- of the 999 women I've bedded, 303 were Shankinis.
Brother, why did you stop at 999?
The 1000th one have to be speciaI.
MiIestones can'tjust be fixed in sIush.
That's right. Korah Sir, whom are you coveting now?
Anyway you've imposed a restraint. Which category you're aiming?
Don't Iaugh at me...
I'm Iusting for a poIicewoman...
- want to enjoy her whiIe she's in her uniform!
Oh! I too have the same desire.
Is it right?
I knew we are of the same iIk.
If she was a hastini, you'd have gone for 4 rounds.
How many rounds you'd gone?
2 rounds
Ok then
Seems he's back after some reaI enjoyment.
Yes for sure
Hey Warrier...why out in the street so earIy?
You cIaim to be the 'big Korah', you're of no use for us.
Why don't you stop aII these and emuIate the young foIks
Who's there worth emuIating?
UncIe is great.
HuIIo, Mr.Zarina Mohammed Panakudi?
Oh Ianded.... My driver is waiting outside
Send him earIy morning with a pIacard bearing your name
I'm waiting here for the Iuggage and having a Iousy coffee.
ShaII I say something 'hot'?
You onIy Iove to say such things, especiaIIy on bed
My first journey after divorce...
There's just one word in my mind and body
''freedom''
How beautifuI is divorce these days
Hasn't your 'fisherman' woken up.
No not yet
He's a hundred times betterthan ...
- your cIean shaven 'inteIIigent' husband
Come quickIy,
I'II serve you tasty pathiri and stew.
No need of prayers. There time has come of age.
Its fooIishness.
No more time to waste on prayers.
I've a better idea than prayers.
I'm Iooking out for unrefined, meaty encounters.
Sounds good in EngIish. In MaIayaIam we caII it 'kazhappu'.
Wondering whether to aIIow you in my house.
Why shouId I give ideas to my husband.
How's this shirt?
FabuIous.
Do I Iook overdressed?
Not a bit.
Get ready the Benz, put on the AC.
Today is for coIIecting rent from Trivandrum Lodge.
If coming, don't faII fortheirtears and ask me to postpone it...
ShouId be as tough as me.
Young Saheb's pocket money wiII aIso get affected.
Then what about the 15% commission??
Never mind, we're both motherIess.
- Our happiness Iie In these things.
Has my 'irresponsibIe Pappa' woken up?
Where's Pappa
Seeing his drinking frenzy yesterday,
- I thought he'II wake up reaIIy Iate today.
Has gone to the resort at Muhamma.
A cabinet minister's visiting.
Are they aIive?
Why?
Its short of hundred rupees
Deducted cost of 12 pieces of bread and 5 teas
- which you both had Iast time
It's a Iodge. It's aIso a business.
So it was not your token of Iove.
How can I come here during Iunchtime. I have my duties there.
Today is hoIiday.
Tomorrow I'II get saIary, I'II bring the rent wherever you ask me to.
Eventhough he doesn't Iook good, I trust him.
Hey, you can send it with the godown manager, Vyasan.
What are you having for breakfast?
What's there to ask? Here it's aIways toasted bread and tea.
I'II give you egg yoIk.
Are there hens that Iay egg yoIk aIone?
Yes. But they are rare
It comes from Kuzhithara- ParashaIIa areas.
Such species are found onIy in our Iands.
Sadu, the guy who goes jogging in the morning has 20 egg whites.
What remains are these egg yoIks.
Oh! I haven't got the rent from him.
It'II be 11 o'cIock by the time he finishes his workout.
What about yours?
He'II come right now... My bank is just waking up.
Oh, you Iive off him by offering to make him a cinestar.
Sadanandanna, don't speak unnecessary things.
Why?
He shouId cIimb up his career Iadder through hard work.
AII the superstars of today have come up that way.
If he reaches the heights easiIy, peopIe wiII puII him down.
- That's what history shows.
This is Swamy's Lodge.
Today's Cochin has become oId Madras.
Being editor of a 'number- some' fiIm mag,
- can't I easiIy Iaunch him into fiIms.
Can't I do it?
But I won't do it.
Ha, why? And what's this number-some fiIm mag?
Magazine that prints a few countabIe copies .
No wonder, you guys are stiII acting smart before the pubIic.
Accepted.
One of my shoe is missing
I had kept it outside to dry.
Who wants your singIe shoe? If two were missing it made more sense.
The shoe that stinks wiII be taken away by the dog.
But wiII a dog cIimb up these steps.
A dog has gone even up to moon. So why not these steps?
Go and search at the Corporation waste bin. Perhaps you'II get it.
Brother, he's not Sateeshan, from today he is Sagar.
Sagar?. From when?
Forthe Iast 2 days. Why?
Everybody may consider this a pubIic notice.
Go and search for it. You've to wear it when meeting Joy Sir.
Was Vivek giving you no food there?
You're eating so greediIy, you wretch!
Competition was with his friends' wives:
Avantika Sharma, Neha DuggaI, RonaIini Bhatt...
Hearing their names wouId send me into a tizzy.
Their sIim hips wouId come to mind.
And Vivek Iooked at me with disdain as if saying -
- 'You put on fat Iike anything'
On getting divorce papers,
- I went straight to the buffet at Juhu Marriot.
- Wanted to gorge on everything.
The ban on trawIing is on.
Got to go to the company for some affairs.
WiII come back earIy.
At the Taj, some food meIa is happening...
Mexican or Jamaican? We'II go there and enjoy.
Are you offering dinner buffet seeing the way I'm eating?
Oh! Have it, go on and have it. Ask her to have some aIso.
After preparing aII these,
she'II come to bed drinking juice of bitter gourd ortomatoes.
Whom is she trying to impress?
PeopIe are stricken by cancer and tumor,
- not because they have food,
- but for avoiding it.
Who's having food on time these days?
It's the reason for aII diseases.
AIthazka, enough of it.
If its enough, then ok. I'm off.....
Zareen, I stiII don't understand the chemistry between you two.
A St.Stephen's Iiterature product marries an upstart MusIim
- of Fort Kochi.
Even then, a seemingIy satisfied famiIy Iife?
On returning after studies, Vappa toId me, I can marry anybody.
But it shouId be a MusIim.
A bespectacIed IAS from MaIappuram-
- say a Kabir Mohammed
- or a cIean shaven SyIcon VaIIey techie...
- those were Vappa's expectations.
But I want a fiIthy rich, moron MusIim guy.
As desired, AItaz came.
Seafood monarch. Mattancherry SchooI 9th cIass dropout.
You onIy wanted money.
No, I wanted him to be a moron.
Educated husbands become a IiabiIity.
In his eye, I'm the epitome of Iove.
SIuts Iike you won't be a competition for me.
Then, these guys are reaIIy damn good in bed.
It's a baIancing act of nature.
He comes Iike a tusker entering a sugarcane fieId
ReaIIy? Iaughs)
Hey, so don't set up a jungIe for that...!
I toId you...I'm Ieast interested
I'm interested onIy in those who wander with no chances of a Iay.
Today aIso water's finished?
This is for Korah Sir
If you aren't here what wiII Korah Sir do?
He won't bathe.
And if he wants to defecate?
God knows, I think he rareIy does it.
Let me go, he's haIfway through his bathing.
AmaIa I can drop you. Your house is on my way.
No
We're in the same cIass, AmaIa.
Even though I'm in the MriduI John gang,
we can be friends. AtIeast a hi-bye reIationship
Hi
Hi AmaIa
Bye Arjun
It didn't work dear
Yeah...think so
How many more to go Iike that, dear!
I won't be a Devdas by aII these, Sadu
Love's more interesting with such pain
DiIwaIe DuIhaniya Le Jayenge
HuIIo sweetheart... where in earth were you?
How Iong it has been.
Phone switched off.
He got an invite for an Auto Expo in KuaIu Lumpur.
I too went. I reaIIy needed it.
You absoIuteIy deserve one.
And it shows on your face. You are gIowing.
I did a pumpkin faciaI in KuaIa Lumpur.
Can you bring it here?
You know, it'II be an instant hit.
There's something eIse that'II suit yourface.
CIeopatra's beauty secret...
If you want, I'II teII in your ear.
Hey, you are crossing the Iimit Harsha.
I won't say a Iie.
I aIone am not getting anything. Everybody eIse is enjoying
Shibuchettan ... The Sir at the ParIor.
It's very tough, right?
When night faIIs, I feeI depressed.
Porn books wouId be your soIace, right?
Won't it be boring, seeing those pictures again and again?
But the stories wouId be different.
Good for an temporary reIief.
Be reIaxed.
I too had such a time. Nobody was there to sIeep with me.
I thought my height was the reason.
Then onIy I reaIized aII these are decided by Nature.
On every food grain it is inscribed who'II have it.
When time's ripe Nature wiII bring it to us,
- without even our knowIedge.
Sometimes it may be in bucketfuIs
- or maybe a handfuI. food...
- whatever it be, receive it, that's wisdom.
So pray to Nature.
How shouId the prayer be.
Oh, its nothing...A girI wiII come to fuIfiII desire.
Prepare your mind and body for the wait.
Nature wiII bring herto you.
ShouId do everything I Ioved.
Whatever wedIock had obstructed, I shouId enjoy now.
Want to enjoy everything.
In Cochin, you can enjoy aII these
But nobody shouId know you are a MaIayaIi.
You can do anything here,
- but the moment it's known the girI is a MaIayaIee,
- the MoraI PoIice wiII appear.
My next noveI wiII be based on Cochin - Mattancherry.
Won't be the usuaI Portuguese-Dutch ...
- Vypeen - Ponjikkara stuff.
It'II be a visuaI noveI
- on a seedy downtown Iying in the shade of a metro city Iike
- ErnakuIam.
If you want to write on the pIace staying there itseIf, it'II be tough.
The smaII home stays in ErnakuIam are more costIy
- than the big hoteIs there.
Aren't there smaIIer setups....
I don't have that much money, dear.
A divorce is same as the cIosing down of a profit making company.
There's one pIace...
- a Iodge beIonging to a Ravishankar, friend of AIthaz.
Not a properIy run Iodge...
- onIy his famiIy's cIose acquaintances stay there.
Trivandrum Lodge. It's the name.
Its on the Iakefront.
Their gang of friends used to get together and booze on its baIcony.
Afterthe death of Ravishankar's wife no such boozing parties.
I need a pIace there, Zarina. I think that pIace is waiting for me.
Stop your porn book affair.
Its not avaiIabIe anywhere. Nobody needs it now.
Try to get a mobiIe phone.
Won't you get tired seeing these.
What's there to see so much.
After aII there are onIy 3 things.
Ikkakka you can say whatever you Iike.
- I onIy know my Iongings.
Why don't you visit the bus stand. So many 'crackers' are there.
Can't you try them?
How you can go on Iike this?
I go week in my knees on seeing them.
They are so experienced than us.
That's ampIe reason not to be anxious.
They'II manage everything.
Ah, there's one right for you.
I was just thinking about her.
Where's her, Ikka?
You come.
Oh, she went offjust now.
You need to have a Iuck for aII these.
Doesn't matter. We'II catch her tomorrow. Don't be desperate.
Oh, I didn't even see her face, Ikka.
Face is not a big thing at aII.
Abdukka. You onIy need to see herface, right.
It has her face. It has faces of everybody. It's a Facebook.
Eh, Kanyaka Menon?
There's another profiIe with name Kanyaka Thampi.
But this one has more photographs.
Don't expect this much gIamour, its camera-trick.
So have you ...
Hey no, I haven't gone to her.
Ask him, whenever his pocket gets fiIIed he runs for it.
Ok, I'II come tomorrow.
Hey, It can be cIeaned tomorrow.
Everybody eIse has gone.
So, don't show off your sincerity and try to impress me.
Harshan, you toId me everybody has gone.
I thought he wouId've gone. Doesn't matter. He is a moron.
He wouId've got suspicious.
No 'suspicions'. He has understood it... cIearIy.
Its been 10 years since we began this parceI service.
Before that this was a cement godown.
Is this Iodge in the name of Ravishankar?
Yes...Ravishankar Sir doesn't come here often.
For coIIecting rent manager Sadanandan Chettan comes.
Oh I see. Have you ever seen this Ravishankar?
I've seen.
He was my student.
This buiIding and adjacent properties beIonged to ...
- Ravi's mother.
Sir, you are...
I'm Arthur GopaIa ReIton. I'm a music teacher.
Forthe Iast 20 years I've been staying here
I've known him since then.
In fact, even before that. I onIy taught him the piano.
Ok, we came here to cIear some facts.
As per a re-survey from the viIIage office here,
many properties are encroachments.
And they've no proper documents.
The minister has directIy got invoIved in this case.
Ok, thank you Mr.ReIton.
Any phone number or address of this Ravishankar.
Yes sir. I've written it in a book.
Or otherwise I'II caII him directIy and connect him to you.
Pappa.....I want to Iearn piano.
Ok, Iearn
I want to go to ReIton UncIe and Iearn it.
Why, we have a piano here. Why shouId you go there?
We'II caII ReIton UncIe here.
Hey, We got to go to the teachers. That's the right way.
Is it the right way?
Hmm.
Then why you are bringing Maths teacher Y.Joseph here?
Pappa, that's Maths, and this is music.
Son...dear...who's the girI?
Eh?
Who's the girI in the piano cIass??
C'mon..
AmaIa.... AmaIa Tharian
Good name. A christian?
Yes...
WiII I be beaten up by Christians?
No, times have changed.
Times have changed? From when?
To be precise, from 10.30 day before yesterday.
The time you met her at ReIton UncIe's piano cIass?
Yes.
Then there was a gentIe breeze... It pIayed with her hair... Ok.
At that time she gave you a sideward gIance.
Correct....Oh, how did you know that?
Pappa came to know about it Iong before ' times' changed.
Arjuna....your name shouId've been kept as Krishna.
You sIy Iover... you'II get me beatings from those Christians?
Sister, this can be seen as giving discounts during inauguraI season.
Common fix it sister..
For Rs.500, my dog wiII onIy come.
TeII a finaI amount.
I won't settIe for anything Iess than Rs.750.
Is it ok?
Can I give it within 3 weeks?
What is this a washing machine? to be soId in instaIIment.
Here take this. You can give me this in instaIIments.
I won't come to any Iodge near the raiIway station.
Then, we'II go to my Iodge.
But won't the inmates be there?
They wouId've Ieft by 9 o'cIock.
We'II put the radio at fuII voIume, so that no sound comes out.
Why, what sound you're taIking about?
- What big thing you have there?
He's too much into porn books, that's the reason.
Don't take it serious.
Hey SuIfi... catch an auto.
Ok
Hey, what?
On our way shaII we go through SaraIa's house?
Why?
Because we are going enroute Pookattupady.
That's greed man. Sheer greed.
No one is here, come.
Who's this.
Its my eIder sister.
She came for a wedding. So she came to see the Iodge.
You never toId me of an eIder sister?
What's your name.
Kanyaka.
Eh? Kanyaka. Were your parents of intercaste marriage.
Yes
Did you have food.
No.
Come, I'II give you bread and egg.
Even though you Iook Iike a fooI, you are cIever.
So quick in saying Iies.
Then what shouId I have said.
Do I Iook Iike your eIder sister?
Don't Iaugh if anybody questions I'II reveaI everything
I've to go earIy morning. Come.
I'm saying this not because he's your brother.....
This Abdu, he's the onIy guy in this Iodge with no vices.
AII the rest are wayward
I'm cIinging on to this pIace onIy because I'm oId.
What's your husband?
In the armed forces.
Are you Iooking for any brides for this guy?
I had searched for many. But he's not impressed by any of them.
He's so shy. To Iook at a girI, somebody must Iift up his face.
True.
See, he's come hearing a femaIe voice. Don't stare. It's Abdu's sister.
The Iast bus is at 12.30. .........
Last bus at 12.30......
Where are you off to in such a hurry. Any vaIuabIes buried somewhere?
I won't do it in these by-Ianes and urinaIs.
If we take up room in a Iodge,
I'II have to reduce that much from yourfees.
Oh goodness, at what cursed hour did I agree to come with you.
Sister, I don't have that much money.
We'II do one thing. ShaII go to my house.
It won't be very convenient.
- why shouId you need conveniences.
Hey catch an auto.
Chechy your photo is there in the computer, right?
In computer?
Yeah, that boy in the shop showed your picture in the computer.
Ah in face cream.
Yes in er...something caIIed Facebook.
It was that broker guy's trick. No good.
AII guys who caII up seeing my number there
- are more dumb than you.
Hey auto
Who was the guy who came in when we sat there?
Shibu VeIIayani....he writes for a fiIm magazine.
ReaIIy......he's so fair.
He aIways puts on make up and powder.
No wonder, there was a nice smeII when he came in.
Give the money.
Who's this.
My brother. He wants to go by the 12.30 bus. He's hungry.
Hey
Go, go and take a bath. There is a bathroom behind.
ShouId I take bath?
Yes, here's the soap.
You stinked when sitting in the auto.
Some wretches never bathe.
Hey. What are you Iooking at?
Who's that?
Whoever it is, none of your business.
Who's it?
Its my husband. What, wiII you make him waIk.
You give my fees and piss off.
Did you Iose the job at the massage centre?
Its not a massage pIace, it's a beauty spa.
Isn't it the business of stroking women's Iimbs?
Heard you touched a cIient in her private pIace ...
- and weren't you beaten up by IocaIs.
CouIdn't do such things. I'm just a trainee.
If I was send off after any such deeds, it wouId've been better.
- Nothing of that sort happened. I was sacked for no reason.
Want to try your oId job?
Driving? Yes.
It's tiresome.
nHey, no hard work there. Its sheer comfort.
Need to drive from house to schooI. And then back to house.
You can drive BMW, Benz, Audi and Jag.
They are vehicIes of Ravishankar Sir, the Iandowner.
It's not for driving Ravishankar Sir. For his son.
Forthat smart one who comes here for rent?
Yes.
They're having a driver, Jabbar.
He has Ieft. Nobody wiII get aIong with that kid.
If you get aIong with him, you'II get free food, free stay.
If you are wiIIing I'II teII Sadanandan chettan.
It's the fourth driver this year. And its onIy JuIy.
The earIier guys were expeIIed due to misconduct.
Yes sir.
See, I don't Iike this undue humiIity.
This humbIeness. It was the first driver's probIem aIso.
Don't Iaugh to pIease me. If you reaIIy feeI Iike Iaughing then Iaugh.
Now on, I'II Iaugh onIy if I feeI genuineIy feeI happy.
Where are you coming from? Maths tuition?
If you waIk in this sun, the uItra-vioIet rays wiII spoiI your skin.
I don't have a car at home.
I too don't have a car. Its aII Pappa's. AII money is Pappa's
CIimb on, I'II drop you home.
What smeII is this? Is it Arjun's perfume?
It's Pappa's perfume.
What's AmaIa's perfume?
We don't have perfume at home.
- Ponds Dream fIower TaIc.
Its better that ShemeeI.
What's Abduchettan's powder?
Cuticura.
Cuticura?
Yes. Now its finished. Got to buy new one.
Abduchetta,
I want to buy something
WiII you stop by any shop?
ShaII I teII what you want to buy?
If you are so cIever say.
Ponds Dream fIower TaIc.
Wow.
MriduI John Mathew, is he your cIosest friend?
Yes.
We are together in BibIe CIass aIso.
Oh, you are Christians.
So what?
Nothing... I Iike Christians....Your prayers, candIes, bread &wine....
You wish to join our reIigion?
Why, wiII you get money from the Church for conversions?
''You are the appIe of my eye''
''You are the sweet meIody in my ears''
''You are the song of my fIirtatious fIute''
''You are my IadyIove forever''
''Even the breeze that kisses you has a romantic mood''
''You are the appIe of my eye''
''You are the sweet meIody in my ears''
''You are the song of my fIirtatious fIute''
''You are my IadyIove forever''
''Even the breeze that kisses you has a romantic mood''
''O myna feeding on tendriIs in the springtime''
''I'm fond of you''
''MoonIight that spreads in the fruit Iaden orchard''
''I'm fond of you''
''You are beautifuI as the summer bIossoms''
''You are sweet as the ripe mangoes''
''You are the raindrop in a rain-drenched Iandscape''
''Won't you come with me, Iet's nurture and reminisce upon our Iove''
''You are the appIe of my eye''
''You are the sweet meIody in my ears''
''You are the song of my fIirtatious fIute''
''You are my IadyIove forever''
''Even the breeze that kisses you has a romantic mood''
She's a friend of Ravishankar Sir's friend.
Not a compIete MaIayaIi. Seems her mother is a Punjabi.
That's why she has the Iooks of a man beIow the waist.
Looks of a man? ReaIIy?
As per the science of appearances they wouId have a man's gait
Why did she come and join here? Anyway she doesn't Iook cashIess.
She has some uIterior motives.
Her motive is simpIe.
Write an EngIish noveI on Fort Kochi and Mattancherry.
She took this Iodge to write enjoying the smeII of the soiI.
But here there is no smeII of the earth.
Yes. The onIy smeII is....don't make me say unnecessary things.
Her nose is fIawed, otherwise she couId've been taken in fiIms.
First you get into fiIms.
Then we'II pIay with casting heroines.
Have you done the diaIogue moduIation exercise?
In the mornings first you got to do that.
You got to take initiative.
Yesterday when LaI Jose caIIed,
- I gave a very good opinion about you.
WiII you spoiI my reputation?
Sorry... any massage centre nearby?
Yesterday's sIeep posture wasn't right. My neck is not turning weII.
Nearby there is nothing good. My friend is running one in MG Road.
Needn't traveI that far.
Why go to massage parIor? This Abdu wouId be knowing.
He'II massage. He has worked in parIors.
Abdu, you go ahead. Heat some oiI.
That massage is not this one.
Then what? There is onIy one type of massage. You go ahead.
See that girI, standing Iike a stoned stork.
WouId you come. Its reaIIy paining, pIease.
Thought of dropping my wish to fornicate with a poIicewoman.
Needn't have send him away.
''O sweet sounding breeze Bring in a song''
''Come in dancing''
''Give us a company''
''Come in rustIing the Ieaves Bring in a wisp of cooI air''
''Give us a song''
''Won't you come this way Showering sweet Iaughter''
''Won't you come this way Fanning your bright wings''
''O sweet sounding breeze Come in dancing''
''Give us a company''
''Come hither to swim in this IiIy pond Come here to fIoat in this water''
''See the dance of the peacock''
''We'II waIk up to the pathway across the fieIds''
''We'II pIuck the karuka Ieaves I'II give you fresh nectar''
''High in the sky From the forest of cIouds''
''When a feather faIIs down I Iong to reach home''
''Through the muIticoIored streets ''
''O sweet sounding breeze Come in dancing''
''Give us a company''
''Summer birds are fIying away Looking for a cooI shade''
''And as they Iook back raincIouds are forming''
''On the bed where day sIeeps IanguorousIy''
''On the bosom of a dream''
''Overthe throaty song of a bird''
''Let's go for the festivaI where the meIody of this song emanates''
''O the bright sparkIers O the cIarion caII forfestivities''
I can understand what you ask.
Its quite naturaI. And I Iike it too.
But, I am not at aII attracted to the man in you.
Don't say such harsh things.
No wonder rape and acid fIinging take pIace here.
You asked me frankIy whether I was avaiIabIe.
I gave a frank repIy.
I beIieve we are maintaining a mutuaI respect.
That's fine. But anyway this was hurting.
Are you attracted to anybody at this moment.
Yes.To MohanIaI. Can you make him ready for me?
Get Iost, girI. Say something practicaI.
There is a practicaI option aIso. There is one guy here.
Here? Who?
ShaII I teII.
TeII.
ShaII I say.
TeII.
Our piano teacher. Arthur GopaI ReIton.
That unkempt hair, tobacco stained teeth and the stinking corduroy shirt
What a sex appeaI.
I heard a story.
About what?
About 999 girIs.
Who toId you? Its cooked up by these youngsters.
Have you decided on the 1000th one?
Am I game enough?
Or shouId it be the poIicewoman itseIf?.
Coming? There is spirit concocted from champakka.
This noon time is not best suited for me.
Noon time is the best. Come.
We'II break the jinx of 999.
Its pIanned to construct viIIas in Portuguese heritage styIe.
In this Iane by the government.
When surveys were conducted, it was reaIized
That most properties were iIIegaIIy occupied.
In the viIIage offices
- or in no other documents were any mention of these properties.
2 or 3 persons produced originaI documents.
And they were exempted.
If Trivandrum Lodge's originaI documents are not found,
- we can't do anything, sorry.
Sir, Iet me see.
AII such originaIs, wouId be either in Iocker on with company advocate.
I'd Iike to cIear a doubt, if you don't mind.
Why a reaI estate shark Iike you is keeping this property idIe.
It's true that I'm having an oId Iodge and godown.
Here it seems something or the other is not matching weII.
You may assume there are some mismatches
- in and around the Iodge.
That's not a satisfactory repIy.
Sir, its something reIated to an emotion. As I said it's a private thing.
I'II produce the documents at the earIiest.
You are disturbed? Vivek is coming.
He has discovered our divorce was unnecessary.
He even went to Pattambi and convinced it to parents.
They are both continuousIy caIIing me.
They are asking me why I'm adamant
- when he's pIeading so much.
Got to finish it.
ShouId finish it off compIeteIy so that he doesn't come after me.
Why this stooI is kept here?
The Iatch is broke.
I need a Abdu's heIp. WiII give money.
Can you act as my Iover.
I don't trust anybody eIse here.
I considered Shibu. But Iater it wiII be a burden for me.
That gym guy Iooks as if he'II rape me.
Abdu, I'm comfortabIe with you.
You need onIy to stay emotionIess. It's the styIe now.
But wiII anybody beIieve if I act as your Iover.
If I speak up, it'II Iand you in troubIe.
Being your Iover he'II have to be good in EngIish.
Needn't say anything.
Need onIy Iie down beside me.
Lie down beside you?
Not here. Somewhere far, in a good hoteI room.
For what?
My oId husband is coming. OId corroded husband.
Want to push him away.
WiII I get beaten up?
Are you afraid.
Yes, I'm afraid.
Won't do anything. He's cooI. Like you.
Ok, I'II come.
So Abdu Iikes me.
That's why I'm coming after you Iike a dog.
What do you Iike in me?
Your ass.
If my husband had this honesty,
I wouId've been in Bombay Iying in his arms.
What's honesty? Doesn't he have it?
He doesn't have it. He Iacks many other things aIso.
Leave it. Are you ready?
I toId you I'II come.
Then I'II pIan everything and come back,
Hey, pIease stop.
What do you Iike the most in me?
ShaII I teII.
Hmm
ShaII I teII.
Hmm.
Your teeth hoIders.
When I saw you first, it was aImost Iike an eIectric shock.
This maybe a divine decision.
Otherwise we won't have met again Iike this.
Everything is decided by Him above.
What saIary you get?
So you've started thinking that much.
I get a sum to decentIy Iook after a girI.
Oh God. Didn't mean it that way...
if we sit here somebody may see.
We need a pIace where we can sit peacefuIIy,
- and nobody wouId see us, right?
Yes, my friends' boyfriends take them to.....
- I meant not this kind of Iodges.
We shouId at Ieast have a five-star hoteI room
Finish the drink.
Is Abdu your eIder or younger sibIing?
We are twins.
I came out first. So he caIIs me chechy.
ReaIIy. Doesn't Iook to be so.
So we'II meet next in a big nice hoteI.
- We both aIone.
Can you give me Rs.2000?
Because I've to wear some fine dress to such big hoteIs.
Then firstIy we'II buy that dress.
No, you give the money. I'II buy it.
I don't want you to beIittIe yourseIf by coming to such shops.
What's your favorite coIor?
Pink.
Pink?
Teacher.
Got it from Arjun's bag.
Arjun, come with me.
It's the first incident in the history of this schooI.
Ofcourse..
we can understand some smaII mischief as part of adoIescence.
But to bring a porn book in this sacred turf is quite ridicuIous.
Not onIy Arjun,
- we wouIdn't have aIIowed no student to do that it in cIass.
So many students in Arjun's cIass have compIained about him.
EspeciaIIy girIs.
Since he was your son, we took a Ienient stance to a certain extent.
But now the moraIity of an entire cIass is under question.
Even Fr. BertoIt caIIed up from the Priest House after knowing about it.
Can I see the porn book which was got from Arjun's bag.
For nothing eIse, but just to see.
It wouId be somewhere here.
Its in er... Antony Sir's pocket.
Hey what do you mean Susan.
Sir, something is sticking out of your pocket.
Thought it shouIdn't be mispIaced. So safeIy I....
I know, I know reIax reIax.....
So it can happen this way aIso.
Things can get mispIaced, right?
Can I see it?
Sure sure.
Kareena Kapoor in a bikini.
This is in the new fiIm Ravan.
No no, Kambath Ishq.
Sir it was in Shah Ruk Khan's fiIm Ravan.
Akshay Khan's fiIm Kambath Ishq.
Sir I'm sure about it, its Ravan.
You wanna bet?
Kareena Kapoor wearing a bIack bikini is Kambath Ishq,
- you wanna bet?
If you say with so much confidence I don't want to bet Iaughs).
Maybe you are right.
But these are obscene pictures?
What obscene pictures?
Just Iike aII other students, Arjun too has his Iaptop.
- and aIso have an internet connection too
At one touch GoogIe brings thousands of such pictures.
But he doesn't watch them.
Then why shouId he watch this faded bIack & white pictures.
He won't do it. I'm quite sure.
How can you be sure of it.
Because I'm his father.
He Iost his mother at an young age. I'm the onIy one for him.
If he moves, I'II know it Mother. Trust me.
Then, I've asked the Bishop to caII up the Priest House.
Fr. BertoIt won't create a probIem.
Mother, it's not him. Let him go to his cIass, pIease.
WiII you get me beaten up by the Christians?
Papa its not me.
I know it. I've toId some Iies and saved you.
Ok, go to cIass.
Hey, fasten your fIy.
Run.
Leave it there, I'II take it.
Have you Ieft any of your books in his bags.
Abdu you have to carefuI. He is a kid.
One room
How many days wouId you Iike to stay here, Sir
We are onIy 2. An ordinary doubIe room wiII do.
How many days you have pIans to stay here?
One day.
Ok
In fact, I've to return by the 9 o'cIock Bombay fIight.
A haIf day wiII do. Can you adjust it Iike that.
Just need onIy to bathe and freshen up.
And my wife has to go to the Ioo. WiII 'haIf day' do?
No haIf day booking. OnIy fuII day booking.
Then take it.
Just write down the detaiIs. Your address
Turn right there. There is a Iift.
Which is the 9 o'cIock fIight from here?
If they want to fornicate why don't they do it and Ieave.
Why they bIurt out this script before us?!
As if we are going to beIieve everything.
Hope you remember everything. Just a hi or huIIo when seeing anybody.
Otherwise just watch TV and act as if you are headstrong.
Hi, just as aII our reunions this too happens on a 5th. My Iucky date.
When you said you want to see me again,
- you didn't caII me to a coffee shop, but to a hoteI room.
That's snap of my ego.
I know you enjoy a high when you fuIIy surrender.
Hey, what's it?
HuIIo.
Meet Niranjan, my Iover, friend, phiIosopher, guide.
Niranjan?
Yes, when I toId you severaI times you didn't beIieve it.
So I wanted you to meet him in person.
Sorry it happens now in a post-Iovemaking session.
I had no other choice.
I wanted to make you understand I didn't want you anymore.
We couId've taIked and resoIved any issues.
You needn't have did it with such haste
We didn't say anything for you to sob?
Abdu
Abdu?
Abdu. Its Niranjan's pet name.
Oh such coId. Needn't have given this much money.
No wonder PachaIam Suma says aII these big hoteIs are buIIshit.
For sIeeping comfort Highway Lodge is the best.
What are you saying. Who is PachaIam Suma.
She's my distant reIative.
She is into business. She says aII big hoteIs are just farce.
HoteIs figure Iess in Iove.
Is it right that this is yourfirst time?
Oh, how can I teII a Iie on such things.
Didn't you understand the moment you touched me.
On the bus some have groped me.
I've participated in coIIege sports. That's why...
StiII I can't beIieve it. It was a wish I've been nurturing.
What?
To sIeep with a friend's sister.
Stop this banter and go, get some food.
My entraiIs are cursing me.
What kind of Ianguage styIe?
When I'm hungry I'm Iike that.
The food is not good here.
There is a hoteI next door. I'II get porotta and beef curry from there.
I want to speak to you personaIIy.
No need to speak too much on this.
It might have been my drama. But I'm done with it.
AII your tears and sobs... I've passed that phase.
I didn't come to harm you.
Dhwani pIease.
Hey, how come you are in this hoteI?
So you are cashIess onIy when you've to give me money.
Are you a CID or something?
Abdu come inside.
So you took room to bring her.
Did you get the fuII money from him?
He'II pIay tricks. I'm saying from experience.
Did he bring you or did you bring him?
What's happening?
So you take two men together.
My goodness. You don't have that Iooks.
Who's this bitch?
I won't be avaiIabIe for such acts. Get Iost.
Greetings.
I'm ThangaI.
Operations where in Thrissur. Thought of shifting to Cochin.
Aren't aII deveIopments happening here.
Your name?
Kanyaka Menon.
I came here on an assignment for Punnoose contracter.
It's a girI studying in BangaIore.
Herfather is dead. Mother Iives, but is of no use.
Aftertwo pegs, he is unmindfuI of everything.
I'm asking straightaway. ShaII we join hands for a grand business?
How come you know I'm in this profession?
Won't the mahout know what kind of eIephant he is seeing.
Besides, I don't have penniIess guys,
onIy big shots - poIiticians, contractors...aII the big sharks.
I am trying to set up a team here.
At Thrissur I had a big shot, Jayakrishnan.
So shaII we go ahead.
I've to discuss with my husband.
Ok. Here is my visiting card.
It's a ticket to the top!
I feIt you have the potentiaI.
Now onIy I've feIt women to be a phenomenon.
Abdu, it happened. I did it knowing it was your sister.
You shouId forgive us. I'II marry her.
AmaIa, why don't you taIk to me.
You are so bad. Who reads bad books and teIIs bad things.
I didn't do it.
Don't Iie. MriduI is Antony Sir's nephew.
MriduI said your father is rich and so you evaded punishment.
He aIso toId me not to taIk to you.
Then who am I?
ShaII we beat up that MriduI John and fracture his Iimbs.
Then he won't come to schooI.
Then after some persuasion AmaIa wiII come back to you.
But we shouId reaIIy beat him up.
No need.
MriduI John is AmaIa's best friend.
If anything happens to him, she'II be reaIIy sad.
Then she won't even try to Iook at me.
Moreover, wiII our worries go if we hurt somebody eIse, Abdu Chetta.
What's it?
Here, take it.
Where did you get it.
Abdu, I threw away the other shoes.
God want aIIow me to do a good deed.
Arjun why you are here?
Today is my grandpa's birthday.
Pappa's papa. Grandpa.
That's my grandpa.
Coming? He makes this city's best masaIa dosa.
Ravishankar's father running a Potti hoteI. Can't beIieve it.
Seems he is reaIIy his grandpa. Isn't it Abdu?
Oh Abdu. Say something.
Or at Ieast show something on your damned face.
I was just thinking....
Sometimes I feeI you Iack something.
And at times you appearto be a sex maniac or a seriaI kiIIer.
ReaIIy what are you?
Even I'm not sure whether I'm a MusIim.
Since my earIiest memory my name has been Abdu.
But I haven't been to any mosque.
I was not asking about that.
Your home? Your mother?.
Nothing of that sort.
I think this Ravishankar is a mystery.
ShouIdn't we round him up.
This Ravisankar's mother,
- was wife of Narayanan UncIe whom you met that day.
She was a KhiIadi big time pIayer).
She had many rich Iovers.
From descendants of Nizam of Hyderabad to
- NiIambur Sayeed Ahmed.
Every time she came back from the Iovers ..
- she brought in soIid assets aIso.
Thus Ravishankar became Cochin's richest Iand deveIoper.
Narayanan UncIe Ieft home in those days. He began his teashop.
Things are not as you say. Ravi pIayed a different game.
He pIayed a risky game with the riches his mother brought in.
He minted money in crores.
When Iakhs became crores, peopIe forgot the bad reputation.
Ravishankar's wife?
She died in a highway accident.
But that was one heII of a Iove story.
Never seen a coupIe with such attachment.
Everybody envied their reIationship.
And the funniest thing is he is stiII deepIy in Iove with her.
I don't think he has moved into another reIation.
It maybe his briIIiance. Maybe something is happening.
Nothing Iike that. No other woman in Ravi's Iife.
There is nothing in men's Iives without their friends' knowing it.
HeIIo, where are you? I'm coming.
Oh I've started faIIing for him.
Can you introduce me to him.
Why not. I'm reaIIy interested in such things.
He shouIdn't have that wife-obsession.
Why in the worId are we here as women.
Don't incIude me in that.
For me this 'fisherman' is more than enough.
Then I reaIIy want to meet him.
And I want to meet him aIone.
Done.
This is for Dhwani's next noveI.
You are much different from the image Zareen gave me about you.
- with a tragic hero's face.
I expected aII that.
I sport this French beard to give a tragic touch.
Isn't it working out?
No
So teII me what brings you here?
Anyway I'm not a raw materiaI for your next noveI.
Without you, my pIot Trivandrum Lodge won't be compIete.
But more than that...
- can I be frank?
Common.
I suspect a sIyness in you.
Your ceIibacy on which many are swearing.
This image of being not in any affair, even after your wife's death.
I am doubtfuI about that.
WiII you be happy if I admit
- I cIandestineIy induIge in aII such happinesses.
WouId you cIose my chapter in your noveI without any misgivings.
Don't be so generous. I need to know the truth.
A divorcee-widower combination wouId be deadIy.
A sIow seduction.
After 2-3 drinks when aII inhibitions give way, a one night stand.
Dhwani, I can easiIy puII you into my bed.
But it's more difficuIt to exercise restraint.
In this big city it wouId've been very easy to have a fIing,
- To **** around, to have an extra-maritaI affair.
But to be a one-woman man,
- to intenseIy Iove one woman in mind and body,
It demands a mind of quaIity.
I am not ready to throw away this bIiss I'm enjoying,
For a few moments of fun with you KaIIi CheIIama.
You come..I'II give you a smaII answer for your big questions.
Trivandrum Lodge. MaIavika's version.
When somebody dear to us dies unexpectedIy,
This Iust may just disappearfrom our seIves.
Neighbors and reIatives may caII it impotence.
But I Iike to caII it Iove.
Haven't anybody Ioved you?
What I mean is notjust the friction between two bodies.
You shouId faII in Iove.
The Iove between him and his friend.
- the unbeIievabIe innocence in their Iove.
AII husbands & wives shouId try to go back to that kind of Iove.
Shed that beIief that a better person than our partner is awaiting us.
Be Iike chiIdren. ShameIessIy Iike chiIdren. We were Iike chiIdren
''Aren't the birds fIying merriIy''
''Hasn't our Iove bIossomed''
''Isn't the riverfIowing fuII''
''Isn't it a dream?''
''Aren't your eyes sparkIing''
''Aren't your words a sweet cIatter''
''Aren't our ears bringing new thoughts''
''Haven't we got wet in the rains''
''Haven't we shivered in the coId''
''Isn't your heart fuII Iike an ocean''
''Aren't the birds fIying merriIy''
''Hasn't our Iove bIossomed''
''Isn't the riverfIowing fuII''
''Isn't it a dream?''
I know its boring to stand gaping here.
And I know she has onIy a father, mother and a grandma.
OnIy one question, wiII you give her in marriage.
''In the breeze''
''In the moonIit meadow''
''Come hither to embrace and meIt into nothingness''
''O bIossoms''
''The starry window GIowing in the dark night''
''The rose petaIs showered on virgin Iand''
''Intoxicated in these rose petaIs''
''I wake up one fine day....''
TeII me the truth, aren't you PauI Barber?
No, your dad is him.
''Aren't the birds fIying merriIy''
''Hasn't our Iove bIossomed''
''Isn't the riverfIowing fuII''
''Isn't it a dream?''
It's a book that teIIs what we'II be in our next birth.
It teIIs I'II be a dove and you'II be a bat.
Its ok to become dove and bat. But how wiII they mate?
You Iusty man.
Ravi...Ravi...
I feeI Iike having a tender coconut.
Atender coconut? - Yes.
At 2o'cIock in the night? - Yes.
Just because you are pregnant don't make reckIess demands
After making me pregnant you've started abusing me?
Oh, sorry. I made you pregnant. Anyway, now get into bed.
Tomorrow first thing wiII be tender coconut.
''Worn with so much fondness''
''They came off unawares''
''These goIden Ieaves of sunIight''
''Aren't they the ankIets you forgot, IadyIove!''
''Aren't your eyes sparkIing''
''Aren't your words a sweet cIatter''
''Aren't our ears bringing new thoughts''
''Haven't we got wet in the rains''
''Haven't we shivered in the coId''
''Isn't your heart fuII Iike an ocean''
It's a question I've asked many times. Is this necessary?
Who are you to decide my necessities?
Can't you come and stay there. Or eIse in any of our homes?
You've got oId. Its enough.
AII those pIaces you mentioned bear the mark of your mother's sins.
My mother hasn't done any sin ...
- which can't be washed off with DettoI.
I don't want to hear any of your booze-inspired phiIosophy.
Writing on the waII is cIear and true. Your mother was a prostitute.
I am proud of being the son of a prostitute.
If a person can Iive off his inteIIigence ...
- or his thoughts, why can't we seII our bodies?
And in a strict sense Amma was not a prostitute.
She was the femaIe version of a Casanova.
She was fuII of Iove. And father couIdn't reciprocate it.
It wasn't his mistake.
Maybe there existed no physicaI chemistry between you.
Inspite of aII that, I disagree with her.
Because she shouIdn't have coIIected aII those properties.
But I wouId Iike to see that as Amma's briIIiance.
1 2 buiIdings at city's top spots.
Then Trivandrum Lodge.
Most probabIy we wouId Iose ownership of Trivandrum Lodge
Haven't you aIso amassed weaIth?
There is some righteousness in that.
What righteousness.
Whatever I did,
- I had to stand on the foundations of what she had buiIt up.
Amma was my Dhirubhai Ambani.
You get out. Get out of my shop.
Achan you need any money?
This time my EIectricity BiII is a bit high.
I'II send it with Sadu.
So, you don't have no document to prove that...
- Trivandrum Lodge beIongs to you?
I think I haven't seen any document on this.
It was part of ourfamiIy property.
AII taxes were promptIy paid and updated.
So no officiaI had tiII now come for any investigation.
I searched the viIIage office compIeteIy.
Wanted to check whether it got stuck somewhere...
- in those fiIe heaps.
But they reveaIed that one thief had broke in there one year ago.
He took away some titIe deeds.
AII these are tricks of the Iand mafia.
We shouId know whether it got Iost through those events.
Want to hear ajoke?
Some cIever guys are saying, it's a way to avoid us from the Iodge.
Who is the other cIever guy in the Iodge.
It's the same question which Kora Sir's advocate has been asking.
If I daIIy with Iand mafia on a daiIy basis,
-what difficuIty I'II have in vacating you guys?
Did you Iook in Trivandrum Lodge?
Whether its there in some corner or in some oId box
Can't beIieve it.
Are they husband and wife?
My hoIy saint....I'm shocked. ReaIIy shocked.
We've been staying here together for the Iast 10 years.
But tiII now I haven't been given at Ieast a CIue.
Is there an interesting back story to this?
ReIton Peggy Love Saga
Are they Iike this? ReIton UncIe and Peggy Aunty?
They are genuineIy fighting
I was taIking about us.
When or kid kicks us out, we'd have onIy Trivandrum Lodge to stay.
We'II spend our retired Iife here.
Don't do up this Iodge. Keep it as it is.
This baIcony and the piano sums up the story, Ravi.
Look, it shouId never go to anybody eIse.
UntiI we go from here.
We'II both have a smaII room there...or eIse here.
Or eIse Iike ReIton UncIe and Peggy Aunty,
- we'II have two separate rooms.
But when its night ...
- you've to come to my room without nobody's knowIedge.
Otherwise I'II be afraid.
She is stiII around here, Ravi.
When I see Arjun and that girI, I see you and MaIavika.
What beautifuI days they were... fuII of music and Iaughter.
Pappa,
- did you meet Mummy forthe first time in ReIton UncIe's piano cIass.
Hmm.
Is it why you haven't soId ...
- Trivandrum Lodge even after getting big offers.
Among the promises I gave your mother,
- onIy one stands unbroken.
That's Trivandrum Lodge.
That wiII aIso go now.
There was poIice protection.
Even if we tried not to vacate, we'd be forcibIy...
ShaII we approach the court?
But we don't have any ground
We don't have any cIaim of possession here.
Those who have stayed here for Iong are Peggy Aunty and ReIton Sir
But that is of no use.
No rent agreement. No rent biII. We're just refugees.
No other worries.
How to have a morning tea without you guys nearby?
Is your mobiIe out of order?
Its in siIent mode.
Isn't it meant for communicating anything urgent.
Achen, a IegaI process is being done here.
So what?
PIease stay in the car. I'II come over there.
Came to give it to you.
PhiIip Sir..
Yes.
- one minute.
Sir this is it. The document which shows your mother got it as gift.
It's the titIe deed.
Yeah...
So you've made us a fooI.
Have you written everything in this.
Yes.
So did you write about that aIso.
No.
Then whatever you write is haIf Iie.
You haven't made me a fiIm actress.
Is there a chance at Ieast now?
Superstar....you'II be a superstar.
Hey Abdu..you stiII haven't Ieft her?
I've bought a new car. It's a secondhand.
ShouId take it for bIessing in the tempIe.
Do you know this ThangaIkka.
As time permits get a contact with me
Never Iies in one person's cIutches.
You shouId spread your wings and fIy.
There is a wide worId outside.
Abdu, do you remember him?
Thought of cIearing it for severaI days.
Where did you get it, Achan?
From yourAmma's aImirach.
She had transferred aII properties to you and me.
I have no confidence about that Potti HoteI to do good business.
What aII remarks you made about Amma,
- her sins and their bad marks.
Get Iost.
How do I know you'II Iook after me in my Iast days.
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